I'm a sick friend I like to have fun

When you come back to a website after a year long slumber and realise that there are people here RIGHT NOW who think that Andrei Tarkovsky's Solaris™ isn't the best film of all time

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HOLY SMOKES THIS BLOG IS 2 YEARS OLD TIME FOR A CHANGE OF SCENERY

Well, my computer broke again, after who knows how many BSODs.

Using my Wii to type this, and already, my arm's falling asleep.

But once it's fixed, though, I once again will begin my heroic quest of installing games I don't usually play, saving pictures of my doodles from the past, saving odd pictures of Donald Duck which I will use for trolling, and crashing my browser with the amount of songs and videos about Dr. Robotnik\Eggman's fiddly bits in the 'favourites' section, among many other things.

IrishGun AWAY!

So, turns out that its memory was never wiped, but I'll keep the superhero picture anyway.

Also, discovery: shouting, "BARK" at cats actually causes them to scurry away, which I just figured out 2 minutes ago.

'Tis.

Below is a diagram of my feelings about this.

are both pissing me off and slightly worrying.

"History.com - see 'The Troubles' from British soldiers' point of view."

Dear Christ, that's both stupid and offensive.

"GAY MILITARY DATING - Find your perfect match now!"

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Dave McElfatrick, who draws for Cyanide and Happiness, is from Coleraine and he lives in Belfast.

Go listen to their national anthem please.

Picture related.

While searching for France on Google Images, I got some berries.

horpely plorp