Nerdy dickheads.
Stupid nerdy dickheads.
Retarded nerdy dickheads.
Obviously, some twatholes have been playing too much Call Of Duty.
I was going about my regular day. Then I heard this:
"WHARF THE EFF MAN, I SO SHOT YOU"
It was, in fact, the infamous Dickhead no. 1.
"WHY, WHAT WEAPON YOU HAVE"
He was soon joined by the cruel Dickhead no. 2.
Dickhead no. 1: "I'EV GOT THE TYPE 99"
Dickhead no 2: "YERP, BUT I'VE GOT JUGGERNAUT AND AN PM40 (...)"
Dickhead no. 1: "JUGGERNAUT MAKES YOU WEAKER, I THINK"
Dickhead no. 2: "OH. IS THE PM40 GERMAN"
Dickhead no. 1: "I THINK SO"
Dickhead no. 2 then slapped his cheek in shock.
Ronan (me): "Just so you know, you're both retarded."
Both: "WHARF DOES RETARDED MEAN"
Dickhead no. 1: "BE QUIET, JEW. HYLE HITLAH"
Ronan: "You seem keen on German. Du bist einen penis."
Both: "WHARF"
I'm dissapointed in humanity.
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I was going to do Andhination's doodle request today, my internet screwed itself over, and now I'm too annoyed to do it today.
DEATHisIMMINENT
pepperoni?
IrishGun
Maybe.