Remember that other blog I made about those morons who played too much Call Of Duty 5?
Well, Dickhead No. 3 and Dickhead No. 4 rose up from the depths of the firey land known as, "Faggot", the land from which the evil wizards, Dickhead No. 1 and Dickhead No. 2, originated from.
This time, they brought with them a game as retarded as themselves - Resident Evil 5.
Dickhead No. 3: GARRRRR, I'M HIT
Dickhead No. 4: OH MAN, LOOKS LIKE GREEN HERB POSION (...)
Dickhead No. 4: ARRR, HELP ME KILL THESE GANADOESSS
Dickhead No. 3: I CAN'T, MAN, I'M IN HULP MODE
Dickhead No. 4: OHHHHHH
Ronan (the loveable spud that is me): Lads, herbs help you and the enemies are called "The Majini".
Dickhead No. 3: WHARF
Dickhead No. 4: WHARF
Dickhead No. 3: YUR, WELL, IF THEY HULP YOU, HOW COME THEY PUT HIM IN HULP MODE, HYUK HYUK
Ronan: ...Are you two by any chance friends of Joel's?
Dickhead No. 3: HURR DERP DERP YEAH
Ronan: That's all I need to know.
The evil dragons went around the corner back to the land of Faggot, back to evil wizards to carry out their evil evilness. The heroic Spud saved the day, once more.
Ronan went to Faggot with them, and told them his wise words:
"If you come to my kingdom once more, I shall tear thee a new one."
PSST, EDDY. THERE'S A HAMMER...IN THE CAKE
<EDIT> Forgot to mention, some others were talking about glitching in COD4/5, but they were the cool dickheads, so I didn't throttle them.
Also, a friend might be coming round today.
SOUND THE HORNS
DISPOSE OF THE PRISONERS
I'M CRAPPING A LOAD IN MY DRAWERS
ShadowWest
oh lawdy
how sad that retards like them populate this planet.
IrishGun
GREEN HERB POISON