Crotch-craniums at my school (Part 3)

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Crotch-craniums at my school (Part 3)

Posted by IrishGun - June 4th, 2009

Because I wurv you all so much, I've got 2 tales to tell. yaaaaaaay

1.
Dickhead no. 1: HEY RONALD
Ronan: Hey...?
Dickhead no. 2: DO YOU LIKE <name of movie, can't remember>
Ronan: No. It's sort of sucked since, I don't know, 1?
Dickhead no. 1: FWURT
Dickhead no. 2: FWURT
Dickhead no 1: BUT IT'S AN 18+
Ronan: I am aware, yes.
*birds chirping*
Both dickheads: FWURT

2.
Friend: Hi, Nanor! (IT'S MY NAME BACKWARDS, SHUT UP >:( )
Ronan: Hi. Listen, are we just screwing about until 3?
Friend: Maybe not until 3, but screwing about for a quite a while, ye-
Dickhead no. 3: HEY RONAN WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE GUN OUT OF RESISTANCE 1 AND 2
Friend: Not right now...
Ronan: Yeah, could you, you know, go away? That'd be great.
Dickhead no. 3: COME ON, SHAM, THEY'RE BOTH 18+
Ronan: That doesn't make them perfect, you know.
Dickhead no. 3: KYEURR
Dickhead no. 3: MOST OF THE TIEM IT DOES

All were banished back to Faggot, yes.

also Michael Shanks

DO NOT WANT

Crotch-craniums at my school (Part 3)

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DN83 2009-06-04 13:39:19

??? Huh

IrishGun 2009-06-04 13:39:19

I'm afraid so.

MaciekOst 2009-06-04 17:32:16

It's a good thing that everyone's generally nice at my school.

IrishGun 2009-06-04 17:32:16

BUT THEY'RE POLISH

ShadowWest 2009-06-05 10:21:16

HI NANOR

also lol R1 is a 15+

AND SCREWING AROUND MEANT SEX WITH THAT (I presume) LADYFRIEND OF COURSE, MMMYES?

IrishGun 2009-06-05 10:21:16

WELL HI THERE

aaa

NO, BUT I HUNG FROM A FOOTBALL POST

SHE WAS SHOUTING, "GUYS GUYS LOOK OVER HERE LOOK AIUDGA8D7WT8Q24"

ShadowWest 2009-06-05 10:28:01

LIAR

I BET YOU MEANT SECKS

HAWT BUTTSECKS

IrishGun 2009-06-05 10:28:01

YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WANT TO

MAYBE
MAYBE...
...EBYAM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ShadowWest 2009-06-05 10:29:25

also, srsly how did you find out my last name

DID I STUPIDLY POST IT ON THE BBS SOMETIME AGO AND YOU HAPPENED TO BE READING MY PREVIOUS POSTS FOR NO REASON AND CAME ACROSS THAT POSSIBLE PARTICLUAR POST AND SAW IT

IrishGun 2009-06-05 10:29:25

are you lurking my page consistently hitting F5 or something

this is really fast

YOU TOLD ME IT AFTER DRINKING A BOTTLE OF SUN LOTION

ShadowWest 2009-06-05 10:54:41

i drink coke not sun lotion

IrishGun 2009-06-05 10:54:41

i dirnk soke not lun cotion

ShadowWest 2009-06-06 05:27:24

YES NANOR, YOU WANT TO.

STICK IT IN HER SHITTER

LOLOLOL

IrishGun 2009-06-06 05:27:24

IF I SAID THAT TO HER SHE'D PROBABLY TELL EVERYONE SHE KNOWS A...NAME SHE CALLS ME

THIS IS THE ONE THING WE DISCUSS OVER PMs, K D:

MaciekOst 2009-06-06 06:34:49

Racist bigot.

IrishGun 2009-06-06 06:34:49

QUITE FRANKLY I'M SICK OF ALL THESE POLES WRECKING MY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY

THEN AGAIN I SUPPOSE WE WOULDN'T HAVE HALF OF OUR POPULATION IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU GUYS

Crazyhobo51 2009-06-06 18:42:24

Crazy bus, crazy bus
Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down
Driven by a funny clown
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus
Don't make a fuss, just come with us
Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus

A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom
A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom
So let's go! Let's go! Let's GO!

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus
Don't make a fuss, just come with us
Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
Crazy Bus Crazy!

IrishGun 2009-06-06 18:42:24 (Updated 2009-06-06 19:00:57)

I wasn't going to ban you. I consider that a sign of weakness after one comment.

Then again, second chances are a sign of sympathy. But then again, you are pretty pathetic.

I will inform the mods if you keep this up. It's not just stupid, it's also abuse.

ShadowWest 2009-06-07 18:21:48

LOLK

ALSO I WONDERED WHERE ALL THE POLES FROM MY COUNTRY WENT OFF TOO. ALL THE JOBS MUST'VE BEEN TAKEN

IrishGun 2009-06-07 18:21:48

IMMA TELL YOU IT, K

WENT OFF TO*

AOIRHNOAIWRG928GAOFJBSA

Oliver 2009-06-07 18:49:47

Oh hai Nanorpuss! =^-^=

IrishGun 2009-06-07 18:49:47

suppronaN

excuse me, wut D:

noodle144 2009-06-08 18:02:36

LOL BUT SECKS

IrishGun 2009-06-08 18:02:36

YES PLZ D:

Oliver 2009-06-09 15:15:57

NANOR NANOR NANORPUSSSSSSSSS

IrishGun 2009-06-09 15:15:57

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LEGAL DOESN'T MEAN YOU'LL BE GOOD AT IT ;_;

Oliver 2009-06-10 13:57:23

HOYESSSS IT DOESSSS

IrishGun 2009-06-10 13:57:23

HOW BIG IS YOUR IRL PEN0R

noodle144 2009-06-10 20:21:49

I WOuNDER WHaT WOULD HAPPEN IFF PEOPLZZZ TALKED PROPERLLLY 44 0NcE

IrishGun 2009-06-10 20:21:49

THE WORLD WOULD EAT SOME PIGLETS

Oliver 2009-06-11 12:42:45

7.5 FEET D:

<====================================
======3
O-|---< Size comparison.

IrishGun 2009-06-11 12:42:45 (Updated 2009-06-12 11:29:10)

HERE'S MINE:

3++++++++<

Oliver 2009-06-11 12:43:13

See, so big NG broke it in half.

IrishGun 2009-06-11 12:43:13

hurjigurg

Oliver 2009-06-12 14:58:30

Andhination is a fat n****r

IrishGun 2009-06-12 14:58:30

niggers

noodle144 2009-06-14 14:37:13

"A cow on your roof brings you bad luck, apparently." - You

IrishGun 2009-06-14 14:37:13 (Updated 2009-06-14 15:56:28)

I wrote that on a school paper.

I thought you had stopped stalking me in November. :(

Oliver 2009-06-15 17:06:32

Andhination is still a fat n****r

IrishGun 2009-06-15 17:06:32

fat person with origin of the continent known as Africa

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