Christopher Judge.

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I JUST SAVED OVER MY LEVEL 25 ARGONIAN WITH MY LEVEL 1 REDGUARD IN OBLIVION

BUT I ALSO JUST GOT TO LEVEL 2

I'M ON MY WAY BACK TO THE TOP

Because I wurv you all so much, I've got 2 tales to tell. yaaaaaaay

1.
Dickhead no. 1: HEY RONALD
Ronan: Hey...?
Dickhead no. 2: DO YOU LIKE <name of movie, can't remember>
Ronan: No. It's sort of sucked since, I don't know, 1?
Dickhead no. 1: FWURT
Dickhead no. 2: FWURT
Dickhead no 1: BUT IT'S AN 18+
Ronan: I am aware, yes.
*birds chirping*
Both dickheads: FWURT

2.
Friend: Hi, Nanor! (IT'S MY NAME BACKWARDS, SHUT UP >:( )
Ronan: Hi. Listen, are we just screwing about until 3?
Friend: Maybe not until 3, but screwing about for a quite a while, ye-
Dickhead no. 3: HEY RONAN WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE GUN OUT OF RESISTANCE 1 AND 2
Friend: Not right now...
Ronan: Yeah, could you, you know, go away? That'd be great.
Dickhead no. 3: COME ON, SHAM, THEY'RE BOTH 18+
Ronan: That doesn't make them perfect, you know.
Dickhead no. 3: KYEURR
Dickhead no. 3: MOST OF THE TIEM IT DOES

All were banished back to Faggot, yes.

also Michael Shanks

DO NOT WANT

<3 Richard Dean Anderson

and he receives <3 for Stargate, not McGyver

silly geese

There's nothing to do anymore but doodle on the internet and post pictures on the internet.

I'd probably be pretty healthy if it wasn't for the internet.

The internet made me unhealthy, you know, and it also makes me crave for bread.

Bread's good.

Nice and warm. Cheers me up on a rainy-sunny day.

Not like CoCo Pops, where you choke for every puppy you eat.

Even if you do choke, you'll still know that Ireland is superior to every country.

OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

Lovely tune. Makes my ribcage tingle.

My goldfish also bite me. It tickles.

...Wow, you learn something new about your mind every day.

Remember that other blog I made about those morons who played too much Call Of Duty 5?

Well, Dickhead No. 3 and Dickhead No. 4 rose up from the depths of the firey land known as, "Faggot", the land from which the evil wizards, Dickhead No. 1 and Dickhead No. 2, originated from.

This time, they brought with them a game as retarded as themselves - Resident Evil 5.

Dickhead No. 3: GARRRRR, I'M HIT
Dickhead No. 4: OH MAN, LOOKS LIKE GREEN HERB POSION (...)
Dickhead No. 4: ARRR, HELP ME KILL THESE GANADOESSS
Dickhead No. 3: I CAN'T, MAN, I'M IN HULP MODE
Dickhead No. 4: OHHHHHH
Ronan (the loveable spud that is me): Lads, herbs help you and the enemies are called "The Majini".
Dickhead No. 3: WHARF
Dickhead No. 4: WHARF
Dickhead No. 3: YUR, WELL, IF THEY HULP YOU, HOW COME THEY PUT HIM IN HULP MODE, HYUK HYUK
Ronan: ...Are you two by any chance friends of Joel's?
Dickhead No. 3: HURR DERP DERP YEAH
Ronan: That's all I need to know.

The evil dragons went around the corner back to the land of Faggot, back to evil wizards to carry out their evil evilness. The heroic Spud saved the day, once more.

Ronan went to Faggot with them, and told them his wise words:

"If you come to my kingdom once more, I shall tear thee a new one."

PSST, EDDY. THERE'S A HAMMER...IN THE CAKE

<EDIT> Forgot to mention, some others were talking about glitching in COD4/5, but they were the cool dickheads, so I didn't throttle them.

Also, a friend might be coming round today.

SOUND THE HORNS
DISPOSE OF THE PRISONERS
I'M CRAPPING A LOAD IN MY DRAWERS

At school, today being Earth day and all, I had to go all "U SUX CUZ AFRICAN PPLZ IS DIEIN". We had to write short letters, I wrote, "Hi." and drew Earth.

I then added the AWESOMEYAY face onto it, and now it's off to his house. :3

And some bird dickheads outside are eating my flowers. D:<

What.

Also, Andrew is Greek for 'warrior', and the Greeks believed love was only possible between men.

OH HI ANDHINWEST

I've had it with you selfish pricks.

"I WANT A DOODLE OF A GIRAFFE KILLING ALIENS AND RAPING THEIR WIVES"

WELL, YOU ALL SUCK.

Now that I've got that out of my system, may I have your requests, please?

Only those who have read my previous blog will get this.

EDIT: A wonderful time on TF2 Trolling tonight. I was healing enemy spies like there was no tomorrow. I even influenced a guy named "MICHEAL_JACKSON5" to do the same, and now he's on my PSN Friends List. We also healed and Ubercharged each other, rendering us useless. :P

Then a guy on my team, named "DIS369", messaged me. Our conversation was as follows:

DIS369: u guys r fucking assholes. no skill motherfuckers
Me: I take pride in this.
DIS369: fuck u bitch. ur weak juice.
Me: Lololol, e-hate.
DIS369: get ur skills up then have pride.
Me: I have no skills, you say? Takes a bit of skill to get the opposition to trust you.
DIS369: thats fucking dumb
Me: Dumb, but skilful.
DIS369: not at all.
Me: I grow tired of this tomfoolery. I'll just be coming off my PS3, then. I was laughing the whole way through it, by the way.

Epicsauce.

Nerdy dickheads.

Stupid nerdy dickheads.

Retarded nerdy dickheads.

Obviously, some twatholes have been playing too much Call Of Duty.

I was going about my regular day. Then I heard this:

"WHARF THE EFF MAN, I SO SHOT YOU"

It was, in fact, the infamous Dickhead no. 1.

"WHY, WHAT WEAPON YOU HAVE"

He was soon joined by the cruel Dickhead no. 2.

Dickhead no. 1: "I'EV GOT THE TYPE 99"
Dickhead no 2: "YERP, BUT I'VE GOT JUGGERNAUT AND AN PM40 (...)"
Dickhead no. 1: "JUGGERNAUT MAKES YOU WEAKER, I THINK"
Dickhead no. 2: "OH. IS THE PM40 GERMAN"
Dickhead no. 1: "I THINK SO"
Dickhead no. 2 then slapped his cheek in shock.
Ronan (me): "Just so you know, you're both retarded."
Both: "WHARF DOES RETARDED MEAN"
Dickhead no. 1: "BE QUIET, JEW. HYLE HITLAH"
Ronan: "You seem keen on German. Du bist einen penis."
Both: "WHARF"

I'm dissapointed in humanity.

<CHANGING SUBJECT>

I was going to do Andhination's doodle request today, my internet screwed itself over, and now I'm too annoyed to do it today.

Last night in Valkyria Chronicles, I was watching a cutscene that bored me to no end.

But, all was forgiven once I saw the flying pig.

Enjoy.

Also, my hard drive broke again.

Yeah, I know I'm late, but, as Robotnik would say, "WHO CARES"?

Also, I had to do it twice before the final product.

ffffffffff

Merry New Year.